Chumf knew he had to make it to Gaircwoieh airport by sundown, he left Laughing Harri sipping her tea alone back in Wangpong, he told her he had to go and buy some wart ointment, she watched as he disappeared into the crowd, she thought to herself that the wart ointment shop was in the opposite direction.
This was typical of Chumf, always leaving through the crowds and shadows, Laughing Harri wiped a tear from her eye, took a deep breath and got on with her plans for the day……
Meanwhile Chumf was passing through customs at Gaircwoieh Airport, he had changed into his new guise in the airport toilets, Green Sports Jacket, Cream slacks, brown brogues and a multi-colored cravat, in this age of non smoking a pipe seemed an unnecessary addition and in fact likely to draw unwelcome attention…..
Chumf handed his latest passport to the controller…
“ have a safe journey Mr Cheese”
“Thank you”
Chumf’s orders told him to fly to Manila in the phillipines where he was to pose as Yacht Salesman and Monkey expert “Simon Cheese”….
There he was met by “May Ching Chang” aka Tess Turner the former kgb spy, chumf had worked with her before when the two of them were asked to investigate the strange case of “Wily Willy The Chernobyl Chopper”…. It was 10 years since they solved this case… since then the only thing he heard about “Tess Turner” was that she married an Nepalese Monk by the name of “Kevin”……
He knew there would be no time for reminiscing.. they had a job to do and his only concern was finding out what this job was…
Tess waited for Chumf by the clock in the manila plaza.. similar to the one in Cumbernauld Chumf thought to himself..
“I will take you to a local tea house Mr Cheese, we must meet up with Danny Flannery the Irish assassin, he will be part of our operation….”
“does this tea house sell Frog tea?” asked Chumf
“frog, toad ,rabbit and hamster tea Mr Cheese”
“perfect, just perfect” smiled Chumf…..
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